Stargate Universe
incredible.
That's right, it's the English language spinning in it's grave. Today Jonathan 'Robot Wars' 'Stuart' Pearce melted his brains all over the BBC Sport website. He was trying to talk about Emmanuel Adebayor's celebration at COMS, but instead, I can only assume his motherboard shorted out and we were left with this:
Today we cleared out the back cupboard a bit and found a few interesting things. It's blatently obvious things are allowed to get old and have been around for a hell of a time, but well..
Work parties - gotta love em'.
A few days ago I was fortuanate enough to mark my last day in London with a boat party down the Thames with my fellow work colleagues and the client of the project. With the food being laden on and an open bar available, it was set to be a great evening of banter and awkward non-work work related chat, while soaking in the sights and sounds on London from the viewpoint of the river.
The boat itself was a beast and had a massive rear deck for people to stand out on and enjoy the atmosphere, which was great until an unfortunate_occurrence was bestowed upon me as I returned to the inner section of the vessel to get a drink.
In my haste to get inside, I had failed to see a tiny 2" tall ridge that separates the inside and outside of the boat (and presumably lets the windows slide shut) leading me to trip and fall forward flat on my face.
In front of everyone
100 people
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There's no one else out there, lets face it, we're a small ball of rock floating around the sea of nothingness we call the universe. So we just have each other to deal with, connecting only through the means of language and laughter.
Unfortunately this act of human to human communication and etiquette seems to have passed me by on many occasions and I've managed to get myself in situations that I still regret to this day. You see, when a fellow unknown_entity approaches you in the hope that you will exchange your time to help them in their plight, it's probably a good idea you happily oblige. Like any normal human being would do.
However, this didn't seem to happen on one fateful night in our very own London-town, whilst walking along the much maligned southbank of the Thames, some young, supple American tourists approached us with a sense of hope and joy in their eyes. Their question was simple, being tourists in England, they had concerns about their fanny-packs being poked and robbed so they were wondering where they could get a Taxicab to transport them safely back to their intended destination.
The people I was with simply passed off the question with a polite "we're not local to here!" shrug and had already taken their first strides away, a universal message of indifference that is acceptable and uniformly English. Unfortunately for some reason I decided not to head down this route of politeness and courtesy, the thought processes in my brain had decided to push for the desire to help my new found foreign friends towards their goal. An amateur error in hindsight as the five word response that escaped my mouth was as follows
- "how about trying a road?"
The hopes, the dreams and the image of the modern English man washed away in the deep recesses of their eyes, the silence that followed was the most awful, haunting sound that still distresses me to this day. In this state of shock I began a brisk walk away from the crowd who were still trying to grasp the situation that had just occurred, the thought of apologising for my sarcastic and wholly unhelpful comment had never crossed my mind.
Perhaps the lesson is to pass on the help to someone who knows more or communicates better, but never, under any circumstances, ask your old buddy gf for help
it will only end in tears :' {
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